here are some things that facebook thinks i’m interested in
I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????
isekai title
Ranma 1/2.
Cashier: Alright..! One MANDARIN JARRITOS, one DUNMER DAI-KATANA, one PACK OF GIRL CONDOMS FOR FUCKING HEAVY MACHINERY... that'll be $29.55!
>[PAY] Sure, here you go.
>[BRIBE] How about I slip you $40 and you stop asking questions…
>[LORE] Is that a Boards of Canada pin on your uniform?<
Cashier: [LORE - FAILED] Miserable wretch! You'll pay for that! Huuyyeaagh!!
[YOU TOOK 291 METEOR DAMAGE]
[YOU TOOK 307 METEOR DAMAGE]
YOU DIED
ALL I WANNA DO IS *musket shot* *minutes-long period of silence interspersed with the sounds of a lead ball rolling down the barrel, fiddling with a cartridge, pouring powder, and locking the mechanism in place* *musket shot* *minutes-long period of silence interspersed with the sounds of a lead ball rolling down the barrel, fiddling with a cartridge, pouring powder, and locking the mechanism in place* *musket shot* *minutes-long period of silence interspersed with the sounds of a lead ball rolling down the barrel, fiddling with a cartridge, pouring powder, and locking the mechanism in place* AND *sound of a small coin purse being bluntly dropped onto a wooden countertop* AND TAKE YOUR MONEY
Tumblr's Favorite Pokémon Round 5 Matchup 23
can we do dover boys memes again
attractive qualities to look for in a woman
- on-hit effects that reward her for being aggressive in combat
- health regeneration, either as a constant passive effect or as lifesteal so she can be self-sufficient without interrupting the pace of her attacks
- a powerful attack which has her dropping onto the target location from above, either launching her into the air beforehand or requiring her to initiate the move from a high elevation
- soft hair
to the people tagging this with Malenia: I haven’t played elden ring and it came out after this post but sure, she fits
to the people tagging this as soldier tf2: honestly, I respect it
to the people tagging this as league of legends characters: do not ruin my posts with league of legends characters who aren’t Ahri
and to the person who wrote this tag:
is there another koito yuu out there or does the girl from bloom into you have lifesteal now
blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that
